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1935 09 23 19:00:00
FIBBER McGEE & MOLLY
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Anything To Get Out Of Scrubbing The Back PorchAfter rewiring the doorbell, Fibber keeps stalling to avoid doing housework. |
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MOLLY: Did you scrub the back porch like I told you?
FIBBER: Ahem, the back porch? Why, uh, ahem, you see, Molly, it kind of looked like rain so, uh, well, shucks after all... MOLLY: McGee! Did you or did you not scrub the back porch? FIBBER: I’m glad you asked me that, Molly. You see, the back porch... MOLLY: Did you? FIBBER: No. | |
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FIBBER: Say, how do you think will win the Baer-Louis fight tomorrow night, Molly?
MOLLY: How should I know? Which one of them is Irish? FIBBER: Why, neither one. MOLLY: Well, then what difference does it make? | |
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FIBBER: Say, you know what’s gonna happen over there in Ethiopia? Listen, Molly, it’s just like a card game. This here Selassie feller’s got a spade flush but the Italians has got the advantage.
MOLLY: Why have they? FIBBER: On account of the duece is wild. You get it, Molly? I says the Italians... MOLLY: Aw, ’tain’t funny, McGee. |
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PEOPLE: Announcer (Harlow Wilcox) Fibber McGee (Jim Jordan) Molly McGee (Marion Jordan) Herbert S. Johnson, Jr., President of SC Johnson Miss Witherspoon “Withy” SPONSOR: Johnson’s Glo-Coat MUSIC: Rico Marcelli, bandleader Lynn Martin, soloist Johnson Merrymen SONGS: “Save Your Sorrow (For Tomorrow)” “Strike Me Pink” “I’ve Got to Pass Your House” “Cheeck to Cheeck” “Double Trouble” |
PLACES: WLS Chicago 79 Wistful Vista France Northeastern Brazil Miami Ethipoia Italy Britain Suez Canal Gibraltar Spain Russia China Sweden Norway Greece Poland Austria Portugal Australia Canda Czechoslovakia Blink River, Massachusetts |
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